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" I know that somewhere in
the Universe exists my
perfect soulmate -- but
looking for her is much
more difficult than just
staying at home and
ordering another pizza."
Alf Whit
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" I was nauseous and tingly
all over. I was either in
love or I had smallpox.”
Woody Allen
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" You can't buy love, but
you can pay heavily for it."
Henny Youngman
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" Happiness is the china
shop; love is the bull."
H. L. Mencken
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" I recently read that love
is entirely a matter of
chemistry. That must be
why my wife treats me like
toxic waste."
David Bissonette
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" Love is grand; divorce is
a hundred grand."
Unknown
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" There is a place you can
touch a woman that will
drive her crazy. Her heart."
Melanie Griffith, Milk Money
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" You can't put a price tag
on love, but you can on all
its accessories."
Melanie Clark
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" Gravitation can not be
held responsible for people
falling in love."
Albert Einstein
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" What the world really
needs is more love and
less paper work."
Pearl Bailey
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